Way to Die #76
"Crash-endo"
Name of the death is a pun on "crescendo"
Crash-endo.jpeg
Date September 9, 1996
Location New York, NY
Episode this death
was featured in
"Death Bites!"

"Crash-endo", Way to Die #76 is the third death to be featured im the episode "Death Bites!" which aired on December 9, 2009.

Plot[edit | edit source]

May was a talented violinist. In her mind, her greatest anatomical treasures were her hands. But May did have one major flaw, one sour note in her symphony of beauty and talent, she was a total klutz. In other words, she is clumsy. One day, as she was going out to perform at a concert, she rolled on top of her ankle and falls down a flight of stairs. Refusing to break the fall with her hands, May slams her head against the wall near the bottom of the steps, cracking her skull and killing her.

"May's hands were her lifeline. Too bad she was always one foot away... from death."

Interviewees[edit | edit source]

  • Steven Huber - Composer/Musician
  • Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan - Physical Medicine & Rehab
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